Hello Friend. 👋
[[Whelp! I missed my deadline and I need a killer excuse!!->Start-2]]
Which category of excuse would you like to use today?
[[Family]]
[[Unbelievable, right?]]
[[One Excuse to End it All]]Sorry. Does that mean I can’t brag about my lottery win of $100?
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Family!
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Every unbelievable excuse needs a dash of believable tinge to it.
<% story.showDelayed("Unbelievable, right-2"); %>Alright. Here you go.<br><br>
<font color="purple"><center><b>I have to be a pallbearer at my best friend’s grandma’s sister's cat’s funeral. </b> </center></font>
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[[Pathetic. Let’s start again. Back to start->Start]]
[[This IS it.]]Glad I could help. <br><br>
<% story.showDelayed("Semi-final"); %>Alright. Are you in a hurry? Here you go.
<% story.showDelayed("One excuse-2"); %>I have two excuses for you.
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Excuse: <br><br>
<center><font color=purple><b>My roommate has glued the keys of my laptop keyboard. I am texting from my phone to inform you.</b></font></center>
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[[Show another roommate excuse.->Roommate-2]]
[[I love this. This is my excuse.->This IS it.]]
[[I want to start from scratch again.->Start]]
Excuse: <br><br>
<center><font color=purple><b> Please excuse me today because my Grandma is no more. 🥀🥀 </b> </font></center>
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<% story.showDelayed("Classic-2"); %>Excuse:<br><br>
<center><font color=purple><b>I can't submit my assignment because Grandma took away my books.</b></font></center>
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<% story.showDelayed("Lil Crazy-2"); %><br><center><font color=purple><b>Spilled coffee on my paper. </b></font></center>
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<% story.showDelayed("Spilled Coffee-2"); %>👩🏽💻 Yikes. I am on it, I am on it.
<% story.showDelayed("My laptop-2"); %>Here is the excuse. <br><br>
<center><font color=purple><b>Left it out for drying under the sunlight but it flew way. </b></font></center><br><br>
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[[This IS it.]]
[[Want to see the other option->Dry in microwave]]
Do you like this one?<br><br>
<center><font color=purple><b>I spilled some coffee on my paper. I tried drying it in the microwave. However, something happened and the paper caught fire. </b></font></center>
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[[This IS it.]]
[[Nah. Want to restart from scratch.->Start]]
[[Will try dry under the sunlight again->Dry under the sunlight]]
Let’s find the proper excuse for missing an assignment, getting out of a task, or anything else.
<% story.showDelayed("Start-3"); %>First, tell me, how are you doing?
[[Good]]
[[Not so good ]] Anyway, enough about me. Let’s get cracking.
<% story.showDelayed("Not so good-3"); %>Which category of excuse would you like to use today?
[[Family]]
[[Unbelievable, right?]]
[[One Excuse to End it All]]
It's my best work ever. I love 🫶 this excuse.
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[[Argh! Show me the excuse already.]]
It's really cool. You will love it.
<% story.showDelayed("One excuse-5"); %>✨One excuse to end it all.✨
<% story.showDelayed("One excuse-4"); %>Here are your options.
[[Spilled coffee on my paper]]
[[My laptop stopped working]]This one has pet 🦮🐈⬛ , family 👨👩👧👦👨👨👦, and unbelievable elements all tied together.
<% story.showDelayed("One excuse-3"); %>Who do you want to kill 🔪, hurt 🥊 , or blame 🫵 today?
[[Sweet Granny]]
[[Friendly roommate]]<i> Can’t live without them, can’t live with them.</i>
<% story.showDelayed("Family-3"); %>I can go on and on praising this excuse.
<% story.showDelayed("One excuse-6"); %>One classic and one that's a liiiiiiiittle crazy.
<% story.showDelayed("Sweet Granny-3"); %>Which one do you fancy?
[[Classic]]
[[Little Crazy!!!]]
Here is another roommate variety excuse.
<% story.showDelayed("Roommate-3"); %>Press <b>Start</b> to restart and check other excuses.
[[Start]]
The excuse is not ready yet.
<% story.showDelayed("My laptop-3"); %>Let’s make it more believable and add some details.
<% story.showDelayed("Spilled Coffee-3"); %>We can dry the paper. Which option you like?
[[Dry under the sunlight]]
[[Dry in microwave]]This one 👇? <br><br>
<center><font color=purple><b> My Grandma is no longer with us because she won the lottery, which shocked her to death.</b></font></center>
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[[Pathetic. Let’s start again.->Start]]
[[Give me the little crazy option. ->Little Crazy!!!]]
[[Start with the Family excuses again.->Family]]
[[This IS it.]] Is it too bland?
[[Yes]] [[This IS it.]] Let's enliven 😉 the dead excuse.
<% story.showDelayed("Yes-2"); %>Now that I say it aloud, I realize 🧐 something is missing from this excuse.
[[Add some drama!->Lil Crazy-3]] [[It's OK. I will use this.->This IS it.]] Excuse:<br><br>
<center><font color=purple><b>I can't submit my assignment because Grandma took away my books. She punished me for stealing her wooden legs.</b> </font></center>
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[[This IS it.]]
[[Whoa! I will check other excuses.->Start]]
[[Start with the Family excuses again.->Family]]I think this👇 is a banger.
<% story.showDelayed("Lil Crazy-4"); %>Excuse: <br><br>
</center><font color=purple><b>Out of spite, my roommate used my laptop as a cutting board in the kitchen. My laptop is spoiled. I can't access my files anymore.</b> </center></font>
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[[This IS it.]] [[Whoa! I will check other excuses.->Start]] [[Start with the Family excuses again.->Family]]Could you close the window to finish our chat? If you want to chat with me again, Click <b>Start</b>.
[[Start]] I am constantly updating my bag of excuses. Come back later for more options.
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